I have absolutely no regrets about the transparent spinach icon.
I glanced at this one girl for a second and smiled and she smiled back and her boyfriend like grabbed her and pulled her and started making out with her and she seemed not into it and I was like wow straight guys are so sensitive and weird lol like I don’t wantcha girl but I do want ha dress and the number to whoever did her nails cuz she is en pointe tonight
Gryffindor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU
Ravenclaw: Okay but why. No seriously we're going to analyze this
Hufflepuff: Aww, I was hoping we could enjoy it together...well, I guess you've got the right to your own tastes!
Slytherin: Good. More for me.
Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup
But I have a few extra points to give out
500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”
*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*